Κατά φαντασίαν φαντασιακός

Τρίτη, 17 Ιουνίου 2014 15:35
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Του Στάθη στον eniko

Τον απολογισμό της Ελληνικής Προεδρίας στην Ενωση έκανε ο κ. Σαμαράς. Προεδρεύαμε στην Ενωση;;!!

Διίστανται οι γνώμες: κλώνος του κ. Στουρνάρα είναι ο κ. Χαρδούβελης ή κλώνος του κ. Χριστοδουλάκη; Ποιον υπηρέτησε καλύτερα; τον κ. Σημίτη, τον Γιωργάκη ή τον κ. Παπαδήμο; Οποιος νεοδημοκράτης απαντήσει κερδίζει κασέτα με αγορεύσεις του κ. Αργύρη Ντινόπουλου ανά τα πάνελ της επικράτειας. (Δεν λέω της κυρίας Βούλτεψη. Δεν είμαι απάνθρωπος.)

Για τους Πασόκιους το ερώτημα ποιανών κλώνος (ελιάς, σκορπιού, αχλαδιάς, Ακη ή Γιάννος) είναι ο κ. Χαρδούβελης τυγχάνει ρητορικόν. Της Μπούντεσμπανκ!

Οπως και ο κ. Προβόπουλος! ηρωικός στην προσπάθεια για την (αυτο)ηρωποίησή του! Το μόνον πρόβλημα είναι ότι τα λαγόψαρα είναι τοξικά.

Και δεν φθηναίνει και το γάλα! Μάλιστα ακριβαίνει το μπαγάσικο. Κι οδύρεται στα κανάλια ο αδικημένος (του ανασχηματισμού) κυρ Τζαμτζής που τον άφησαν απ’ έξω, έτσι είναι η ζωή! άδικη. Για παράδειγμα ο κ. Γιακουμάτος! Μια εβδομάδα είναι υπουργός κι ακόμα να μειώσει την τιμή των μπέιμπυ λίνο! Αναρωτιέμαι συνεπώς πόσο ακόμα θα αντέξει η οικονομία το αφορολόγητο των εφοπλιστών. Σύμφωνα με τον SPIEGEL,

οι Ελληνες εφοπλιστές πλήρωσαν φόρους 15 εκατομμύρια και οι Ελληνες ναυτικοί 55 εκατομμύρια. Κάτι τρέχει εδώ! Το πονηρό αυτό γερμανικό περιοδικό θέλει το κακό της ναυτιλίας μας. Δεν εξηγούνται αλλοιώς οι αποκαλύψεις που κάνει για τις 58 ειδικές φορολογικές ρυθμίσεις που προστατεύουν τις 800 εφοπλιστικές οικογένειες απ’ τους φόρους που πληρώνουν οι

υπόλοιποι κοινοί θνητοί.

Ωσπου να πεθάνουν απ’ την υπερφορολόγηση. (Για να μην πληρώνουν φόρους, όπως άλλωστε και οι εφοπλιστές.)

Πρωταθλήτρια (στην Ενωση) η Ελλάδα στη φορολόγηση, λέει η Κομισιόν. Για αυτό φάγαμε τρία απ’ την Κολομβία, δεν είναι χώρα της Ενωσης. Στην Ενωση

είμαστε πρωταθλητές στους φόρους και στον Κικίλια! Διαθέτει άλλη χώρα Κικίλια; Πήγε ο γίγαντας στο Αστυνομικό Τμήμα Ομονοίας και τα βρήκε όλα άψογα! Μπορεί ειδικώς σ’ αυτό το τμήμα (όχι ότι υστερούν και τα άλλα) να γίνεται της μουρλοκακομοίρας, αλλά, ως φαίνεται, η μουρλοκακομοίρα θα έλειπε...

Καλημέρα σας! Πρώτη φορά βλέπω άγημα της Προεδρικής Φρουράς να αποδίδει τιμές σε μια αγοραπωλησία (της ΔΕΣΦΑ στο Αζερμπαϊτζάν). Βεβαίως, για αυτήν την αγοραπωλησία διαμαρτύρεται η Ευρωπαϊκή Ενωση. Δεν είναι δυνατόν να ξεπουλάμε σε όποιον κι όποιον όσα μόνον στους εταίρους μας στην Ενωση πρέπει να ξεπουλάμε. Συμφωνώ απολύτως. Ιδιαιτέρως όταν όσα γράφω τα καταγράφει κι όσα σκέφτομαι τα ακούει η BND, η Ομοσπονδιακή Υπηρεσία Πληροφοριών της Γερμανίας (διάδοχος της Γκεστάπο και της Στάζι) - κι αδελφάκι

της NSA, της Υπηρεσίας Εθνικής Ασφαλείας των ΗΠΑ, ήτις με ακούει απ’ το άλλο μου τ’ αυτί,

όταν με παρακολουθούν και οι δυο μαζί, Γερμανοί κι Αμερικανοί, δημιουργείται ένας βόμβος στο μυαλό μου και κατατείνω

να συμφωνήσω με την άποψη του αγαπητού μου Μηλιού (αλλά και του νεοτροτσκιστικού ΚΚΕ) ότι οι «υπαρκτές κοινωνικές συγκρούσεις δεν πρέπει να μετασχηματίζονται σε φανταστικές εθνικές διαμάχες, π.χ. η “γερμανική κατοχή”, τα “φερέφωνα της Μέρκελ” κι άλλα που χαϊδεύουν τα αυτιά του λαού με τον πατριωτισμό» - σωστό, παρ’ ότι τα δικά μου χαϊδεμένα αυτιά τα ταλαιπωρούν

οι κοριοί των δανειστών. Τι δουλειά έχουν οι δανειστές με το πετσόκομμα των μισθών, τη διαμόρφωση του χρέους, ή το ξεπούλημα της μισής Ελλάδας; καμμία! Τι δουλειά έχει η υποτέλεια, η εξάρτηση και ο ιμπεριαλισμός με την τήρηση του Συντάγματος, με την παράνομη υπερψήφιση (με λιγότερες από 180 ψήφους) του α’ Μνημονίου απ’ τη Βουλή; Μάλλον στο εθνικό μου φαντασιακό έκαναν ανασχηματισμό της ελληνικής κυβέρνησης στις Κάννες η φράου Μέρκελ και ο Μπαρόζο, ενώ

ο κ. Σαμαράς είναι ένας τελείως ανεξάρτητος Ελληνας πρωθυπουργός, ο οποίος θα δαγκώσει κατ’ αυτάς το χρέος απ’ τον λαιμό και το υπόλοιπο (κάτι ψηλά) θα το πετάξει στα μούτρα της Μέρκελ και θα της κάνει το εθνικό φαντασιακό πασατέμπο. Για να περνάει την ώρα της, όταν βλέπει τη «Χαμένη τιμή της Καταρίνα Μπλουμ». Και να θυμάται τα νιάτα της, όταν ο αδελφός του κ. Σημίτη υπηρετούσε στις υπηρεσίες ασφαλείας της ΟΔΓ, ενώ εμένα ο βόμβος μέσα στο κεφάλι μου

βουβουνίζει σαν βουβουζέλα. Και πάει η τριάρα σύννεφο. Λες η Ζήμενς να υπάρχει μόνον στο φαντασιακό της Γερμανίας κι όχι στις μίζες για τα υποβρύχια που γέρνουν;

Α, ρε Ελλαδίτσα, φαντασιακό που σου ’λαχε! Ωδινεν ΕΑΜ κι έτεκεν ΜΚΟ...

email: Αυτή η διεύθυνση ηλεκτρονικού ταχυδρομείου προστατεύεται από τους αυτοματισμούς αποστολέων ανεπιθύμητων μηνυμάτων. Χρειάζεται να ενεργοποιήσετε τη JavaScript για να μπορέσετε να τη δείτε.

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